1. |
DJ Robbo Intro
01:14
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2. |
He's Dreamin'
02:45
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I'm in la la land
my mysery's a mistery/
don bradman's a rapper and I'm a cricketer/
a melbourne star putting straight 6's up/
mo growing like merv hughes it's thick enough/
this chocolate sauce is so bloody rich it's yuck/
at etihad stadium damn richmond suck/
can't get any clearances when they're in the ruck/
my dad would say they're just not good enough/
am i awake or am I just dreaming/
big brother watching gretel killining/
not sippin lean with chief keef end up like pimp c/
my face is real pimpley/
i haven't woken, i haven't spoken
since the whole world went hopeless to homeless/
feed me beats and wake my vocals/
hip hop for the people to take the load off/
WAKE UP
JACK
TELL HIM HE'S DREAMING
WAKE UP
JACK
TELL HIM HE'S DREAMING
WAKE UP
JACK
TELL HIM HE'S DREAMING
HE CAN'T BELIVE IT, HE WAS JUST DREAMING
Mind and body's in a scrimmage/
All I hear is crickets/
I scent the smell of caramel bannana fritters/
flashback counting the gems that I pick up/
spyro trying to find my gateway to glimmer/
is it over there? By the smashed avo?/
or chasing fame I'm one of the daddos/
my red eyes rhott I'm david and matto/
reflecting on dark times, I look to my shadow/
lack of understanding, anger in barrels/
lying continues with those who's in power/
summer is hot the winter it showers/
my bedside pilled up with various flowers/
from the friends and family/
purple face like I'm randy/
roberts commentating like he's sandy/
he's cooked man/
not how I planned it/
as I lay here and try to understand it/
feeling like i'm jeff from the wiggles/
it's all just a test like peter siddle
if you have to pinch me I might start to giggle/
just please pass me the pringles/
when I wake up!
Oh.…hey.
DOCTOR: ROB KEEP FEEDING JACK BEATS, HIS CONCIOUSNESS LEVELS ARE RISING!
Rob: Aight
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Global Warming
There's chemical's deforming babies
domestic violence killing the ladies
social media got the whole world changing
i try to resist but it persists to persuade me
bias, reason, here since the 80s
homage to them since a kid I was playing
beezwax in my bedroom
aknowledging the history give it up to them dudes
i just go to the source like benzino and dave mays
Australian rap music in it's hay days
since eating fish n chips on a saturday
the boom bap taught me how to do that
wouldn't have it any other way
it was our sport for the kids with linguistics
any authority we kept our distance
ears close to the intrigue we kept listening
Fair shake
of the sauce bottle mate
been loving it since back in the day
Fair shake
of the sauce bottle mate
wouldn't have it any other way
Fair shake
of the sauce bottle mate
been doing this since back in the day
Fair shake
of the sauce bottle mate
wouldn't have it any other way
Burnts cds mcing and mp3s
get a snack of fruit n cheese like yes please
agitation the creation
a personality formation
laughing and playing san andreas
with my friends since alphington
to this day i still be down with them
still hang around with them
some friends disappeared
the enigma kids
if you listening I hope you dig this here
Yeah freedom's near, I can smell it on the train tracks
Taking in the memories like a souvenir
Fair shake of the sauce bottle since all the years
Been quite a broken road and I shed some tears
Experience the best teacher I discovered
Never been one to take the road of others
I value respect and knowing one another
Wouldn't have it any other way
Peace to my brothers
I guess I'm Kevin Rudd
Spreading love in 07
Working class heroes like john Lennon
And I'm working for the class that don't get it
Ignoring all the abusive comments on reddit
So many people ain't willing to shake
Afraid to make mistakes
In the pursuit the chase
I'm over it mate
ugly is beautiful and beautiful is ugly
Wouldn't have it any other
Way
How I feel for the day
Food for thought
Not chicken take away
Let the rap take me away
To another place
Where the human race isn't in a race for the shake
Of the sauce bottles
I'm going full throttle
Expand my horizons by being honest
And I do promise to live a better version
Give it my all and be a better person
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4. |
Waltzing Matilda
03:44
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I'm over the out of bounds that's fake
I'm Getting texts like 12 days late
If you're not into it then that's ok
Let me know what it is and I'll be on my way
Like hey waltzing maltilda
My dream girl is a Carlton midfielder
Idealy she'd play for Richmond
after the game then we'd be kissing/
Average about 35 disposals/
I wanna give her like 35 roses/
Win the grand final I'm proposing/
Let's document Edward Snowden/
She's got good game and she knows it/
Her Face is everywhere Jims mowing/
The feeling so deep like the ocean/
She's the one that my heart has chosen/
Waltzing Maltilda
Please Don't Break my Heart
Just A Jolly Swag Man
Gotta grab the perfect mark
Waltzing Maltilda
Please Don't Break my Heart
I'm A Jolly Swag Man
Camped by the billabong
like mcdonnell tipungwoody/
markin the footy/
i can see our potential how good it could be/
i wanna be respectfull as I should be/
among these buzz lightyears and woodies/
i'm not like these plastic cowboys/
rhyiming and hollaring making loud noises/
i'm about my choices/
giving a voice to the voiceless/
in the information world too many poisons/
you make me feel so good like soy milk/
gang starr's love sick cuz I'm so ill/
channel 7 telling me to deal or no deal/
Change the channel cuz you're so real/
you're the stevie j I'll be the dylan shiel/
delisted or not ima be your number 1/
like pearce hanley for the gold coast suns/
Kyle Lowry or
Tony Parker
I get to the point guard I play harder
I got skills like Dustin Martin
Just want a love like George and Martha
I'm Not getting reported like paddy Ryder
Your love is like a goal on the siren/
Look at the score well done tigers/
Just Like torntz the warning is final/
I can feel it my instincts/
Are we Jordan and pippen or Melo and porzingis/
Tired of the tinders/
social infringements/
I need a connection with emotion and feelings/
Is that too much to ask for?/
Real love not made from cardboard/
Dinner dates on ya night off/
Pickin flowers off the side walk/
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5. |
Party on the Platform
03:08
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ONE NIGHT ONLY AT YOUR LOCAL STATION
THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY
WE GOT SASAUGE ROLLS, PARTY PIES AND STREAMERS
COME ON DOWN
Scuze me mate do you have a valid ticket?
nah im just kidding, we came here to kick it/
we don't have to go through the city loop to the city/
centrelink debt's got the people real shitty/
but I spread love like kermit and miss piggy/
you're on the spot fine cmon dance with me/
i'm a PSO, party starting officer/
fluro jacket with glow sticks and I play guitar/
on the platform handing out party pies/
sasuage rolls the worlds having bad times/
turn off your phone unplug your landline/
you probably don't have the latter and that's damn fine/
let's just stand time make classic music/
appreciate bodies of work like a nudist/
the everyone party elderly to students/
we are not one nation or fishers and shooters/
we're just an amalgamation of humans/
looking for a place to spend time and do things/
cmon down to the station and party/
feeling like you've been wronged let's make it alrighty/
Party
At the train station
Dancing on platform 1
my myki 's not touching on
who cares
keep partying
Party
At the train station
Dancing on platform 1
inclusive and for everyone
that's how it is at the train station
African, Australian, Asian, Indian/
everybody's into it, no matter the differences/
whatever you think it is/
nobody is picking it/
no room for racism and thinking that's bigoted/
if you're a human, get down to the transport/
whether you're taking the train or in your sandles/
strawberry rasberry get your jam on/
the colours of the rainbow on the platform/
stand behind the yellow line as the train goes/
break the mold like we're playing with playdo/
peeling all the walls back like potatoes/
laughing at funny guys like colin lano/
arrive at the party late that's ok bro/
we're going all weekend nothings gonna change so/
melbourne shuffle, please no scuffles/
wanna be alive by breakfast to eat crumpets/
ain't no trouble, at the station it's amazing/
singing along to whatever the dj's playing/
everyone's welcome, nothing will change that/
partying all night dancing on train tracks/
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6. |
Lirykle Myrikal
04:10
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Mental macdonalds
Yo it's mental macdonalds
No solutions to a problem
Just a bunch of options
Too many choices to pick for me to go on
So i just get my frustration out for me to flow on
And i try to be strong
At the intersection of bell and oriel
I feel like neo first time meeting the oricle
Cuz im not the one but if i put my mind to it then anything is possible
Coaching the kids like ange postecogelou
I kick shit longer than tex walker do
Me n rob straight riding on the train
Asking ourselves whys the world so strange×2
It didn't feel this way back in the day
But hey, i guess that's what they all say
Mental Mac Mac Mac Donalds
Get on your phone mate, no worries
Mental Mac Mac Mac Donalds
Get on your laptop go plug in
Get on your phone mate, no problems
Get on your device and don't ask nothing
In a world full of youtube comments and Facebook likes
Its hard to get the taste in life but if we phrase it like
We can think anything maybe mental illness wouldnt be relevant
Imagine that, no stigma attached
Like a blood sucking leech with a motive to a attack
You wanna join isis or eat ice cream
Be a nice guy or say mean things
Inbetween that i just dream big
Like the melbourne cricket ground on the weekend
Cooking these meals like gary megahn
Feedin my soul to keep myself thinking
Too much scrolling,not enough life
There's too much sugar in that diet or lite
Too many bigots talking outta spite
Theres not enough explaining and not enough why
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8. |
Buy Pillz
04:20
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Ah shit mate
what's the next health craze/
pinch a smidgon of this to sprinkle on ya plate/
everyday's a holiday when you swallow mate/
vitamins in variety stuff the chocolate cake/
rub on it my face clense my toxins/
45 kilometre runs in my boxers/
only health scare was my tonsils/
doctor took em out like yeah no problems/
captian of the ship I'm trent cotchin/
i need these to assist like john stockton/
wanna be part of the gang get chopped in?/
nothing but a backwards bulldog ya jong lin/
these pills are golden like klay thompson/
help you see clearer and get a straighter posture/
they're a great utility nick vluastin/
only 300 dollars it'll cost ya/
Everybody buy pills
Everybody get fucked
everybody's on drugs
Everybody's baaaaa
Everybody's on pills
Everybody's bad luck
Everybody's on drugs
like Arghhhhh
mental health problems?/
maybe you should lose ya concious?/
here's a subscription thanks for comin to me office/
can't talk though you know im choccas/
gotta play rugby with both roccas/
these toxins should take care of it/
side affects include screaming in centrelink/
sorry
it's not too much of worry/
unless you get stabbed outside by gary and dolly/
jeez, look out for those two/
thornburry locals/
crime watch got no clue/
buggered if i know/
can't blame the pills on a couple blokes going psycho/
twirling pips or
a subscription/
let's get it done quick/
so I can go home/
have a big meal cooked by my wife/
watch sky news, what a good night/
ATO on my back/
asking for invoices and contracts like where they at?/
mate, it's not dodgy like chiropractic/
it's like takin' acid and not havin' a bad trip/
snag this cuz you’re a teenager/
tired of selfies acne and make up/
trade a few picks for the jaega/
o'meara, then ya knee bloody tears up/
silly hawthorne/
i'm barry hall with a gang of awks in moredoor/
a fuckin' warlord/
i got pills for all ya'll/
whether your max gawn or your whole legs been torn off/
damn, don't you wanna feel good?
constantly on edge like the coach at collingwood/
nathan buckley/
matthew suckling/
now you're a dog you can't do nothin'/
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9. |
If I Had
03:49
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If I had a boathouse on the Yarra river/
If I had the will power to never give up/
If I had a million dollars
If I had never broken a promise
If I had a membership to every game
If I had never felt any pain
If I had a lifetime supply/
If I had would've seen the signs/
If I had some property that I own/
If I had given myself time to grow/
If I had new clothes and a car/
If I had never written my first bars/
If I had money and a stack of it/
If I had never ending happiness/
If I had put it all together/
If I had would I feel better/
If I had
La la La La La la
If I had
Da da da Da da Da
If I had no sense of my self/
If I had reached out for more help/
If I had been caught by consumerism /
If I had been brought up by religion/
If I had no family to go to/
If I had seen the world so new/
If I had been born in the middle east/
If I had not known the meaning of peace/
If I had been the prime minister/
If I had opportunities that were limitless/
If I had, an important voice/
If I had made the right choice/
If I had spoke up when it mattered/
If I had not made the glass shatter/
If I had one more point to make/
If I had never made a mistake/
If I had an infinite amount of time/
If I had would I still love life/
If I had no disability/
If I had who knows who I'd be/
If I had been a footy superstar/
If I had been a doctor saving lives/
If I had a better grasp on reality/
If I had lived in a fantasy/
If I had been a bus driver/
If I had been doing all nighters/
If I had been a drug dealer/
If I had OD'd would you feel for?/
If I had been nobody you knew/
If I had said hello to you/
If I had to change your mind/
If I had no regrets in life/
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10. |
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Soz.
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11. |
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WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME
WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME
WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME
I JUST BROKE MY BRAIN
WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME
WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME
WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME
WOULDN'T THAT BE STRANGE?
Rebooting
whether it's trump or it's putin/
google my name in the future/
drunk off life not vodka cruisers/
won't say some racist shit like sonya cruger/
it's a computer/
ms dos or os x/
what we're gonna code in next/
uh the clouds got my texts/
to that girl I had a crush on/
died in the level cuz I didn't push the right buttons/
R.I.P./
I got a pump it up like joe budden/
still learning the game though I knew nothing/
X to jump circle to spin triangle does something/
whether it's pc or it's console/
who's in control man we don't know/
so i still go, sidescroll on the retro/
looking out the window of a hurstbridge metro/
it's a first person shooter/
in the world of winners and losers/
the suits and the suiters/
less like call of duty/
more like crash bandicoot when I'm spinnin and moving/
it's like an rpg
no bad rng/
when i'm speedrunning through my final fantasies/
uh, my health bar kinda like a muesli bar/
takes a good hit then it brings me back to the start/
got lives on deck with a memory card/
where's my old school gamers at living large/
choose your path find your destiny/
tryna maintain through meditation steadily/
rob a bank like steady b/
or teach the kids many things/
everything's coded in my retinas/
the light rays telling me to late regular/
my experience collected/
I question if life is a video game cuz there's always some next shit/
who's the president/
making it competitive/
north korea at the brink makin' us deader than/
the dodo or tasmanian tiger/
darwinian maker or intelligent designer/
who's behind the
laggy framerate/
was it caused by the pearly gates or updates?/
still downloading allah akbar/
having a drink with querty at the space bar/
hola, the zip file so large/
got me runnin round in circles like a go kart/
what if i
woke up one day/
and discovered that we're all being played/
*break*
what if i
woke up one day and discovered life is a video game/
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12. |
Yeah, Nah
04:17
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Does sco mo get re elected?/
yeah, nah/
Carlton win the premiership/
yeah, nah/
Dickheads ever listen to this?/
yeah nah/
Richo ever kick it and miss?/
yeah nah/
How bloody annoying is this?/
yeah nah/
I give it all 100 percent/
yeah nah/
suncreen i'm rubbin it in/
yeah nah/
cheese singles cuttin it thin/
yeah nah
nowadays can't eat that stuff/
yeah nah/
makes me feel sick in the guts/
yeah nah/
veins in my leg stuffin up/
yeah nah/
i gotta go get them fixed up/
yeah nah/
decisions i make getting older
yeah nah/
climate change warmer or colder/
yeah nah/
be an activist or a soldier/
yeah nah/
a mega socialite or a loner/
yeah nah/
YEAH NAH
YEAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
verse 2:
did harold holt disappear/
yeah nah/
a japanese submarine/
yeah nah/
St kilda woulda won if/
yeah nah/
glory from just one kick/
yeah nah/
sick of the assumptions/
yeah nah/
ya hardworking cuz your rich/
yeah nah/
who gets to benefit/
yeah nah/
if everything is working against/
yeah nah/
post truth and fake news/
yeah nah/
my mates face up on the news/
yeah nah/
just cuz he's african/
yeah nah/
perpetuating actions of/
yeah nah/
dickheads with arrogance/
yeah nah/
what ya gotta answer for?
yeah nah/
cowards on their keyboards/
yeah nah/
advocating for a war/
yeah nah/
scull a beer like bob hawke/
yeah nah/
NBN, what for?/
yeah nah/
public school lino/
yeah nah/
could I balance on a tightrope/
yeah nah/
mate I'm buggered if I know/
yeah nah/
get silenced by my flow/
yeah nah/
young crow like chase jones/
yeah nah/
sitting on the fence like/
yeah nah/
score review in the slow mo
yeah nah/
umps call had it touched though/
yeah nah/
the debate getting way old/
yeah nah/
what happened to payno?/
yeah nah/
i guess that's how life goes/
yeah nah/
it's a matter time yo/
yeah nah/
no matter the timezone/
yeah nah/
we live and then let go/
yeah nah/
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13. |
DJ Robbo Outro
00:49
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Jack Hewitt Melbourne, Australia
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